52nd City

Paint smears on everything I own

Jessica and I saw this personalized plate while idling at a red light on Jameison. I guess 'Ms. Unique' was already taken, but if, in fact, the title 'Ms. Unique' is gracing someone else's license plate, isn't there a lesson to be learned? Jessica suggested the plate read 'Ms. Eunuch,' which actually is kind of unique.

P.S. Rifling through the request-off book at work, I noticed two of my co-workers had requested the evening off in order to attend a Slipknot/DragonForce concert. Time to find a new job?